Meet the Real Decision Makers
Gertie | Chief Comfort Officer | 8 years young
Hi, I'm Gertie. My job is making sure you feel safe, loved, and completely at home. I don't judge. I just cuddle. Sarah and William do the real estate stuff, but honestly? I'm the reason people feel good about signing. I've been doing this for 8 years and I have never once had an unhappy client. You're welcome.
Francine | Queen of Everything | Turning 6 in May
Hello. I'm Francine. A few things you should know before we meet: I will need to be petted immediately. Then again shortly after that. I am not asking. I am also beautiful, which I'm sure you've already noticed. Sarah and William are fine at their jobs, but let's be honest…you're here for me. I accept belly rubs, ear scratches, and general admiration. See you soon. You may bring snacks. My goal is to be a viral star.